My Hell

General asshats, Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

Republicans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Rednecks
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Well, Not what I expected

Squib You scored 12% Slytherin, 44% Ravenclaw, 36% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!

Are you sure that you belong at Hogwarts? You show no defined personal characteristics and therefore no house preference. Perhaps you should seriously consider a lucrative career in dentistry or tax preparation -- or allow the Sorting Hat to redetermine your place at a later date.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 16% on Slytherin You scored higher than 87% on Ravenclaw You scored higher than 22% on Gryffindor You scored higher than 22% on Hufflepuff

Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on Ok Cupid

I'll take this to mean that I'm a generally well rounded individual.