I Have This Job See,

Well it's really work-study, but it pays so, I'm not going to complain. I'm technically the guard at my uni's art gallery (which is sort of silly, because the expensive stuff isn't even on display). What I really do is sit in there for hours, surf the internet and mark down the people who come in. Tomorrow is Saturday and that's when I work the most. Unfortunately, is also when the fewest people come in. it's terribly dull and I end up spending most of my time online.

Gah, I never thought I'd see the day where I complained about getting paid for surfing the internet.